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0ut-0f-the-dark:

Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce


*reads intensely graphic sex fic with a straight face and the occasional “oooh”*

*reads fluffy cute fic and punches self in face while screaming “ugh u nerds”* 


queenofthebaras:

[points at overly muscular man who towers over me by a foot who kills for a living] my baby




past-gone:

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.


streetgirlslooks:

streetgirlslooks:


Track Title: WHAT HAPPENED

uhvatar:

there are actual tears on my face from laughing holy shit

from here


fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account



trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix  between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 


winterfellis:

Neko Island Antartica by Nigel 2006 on Flickr.

winterfellis:

Neko Island Antartica by Nigel 2006 on Flickr.