Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
*reads intensely graphic sex fic with a straight face and the occasional “oooh”*
*reads fluffy cute fic and punches self in face while screaming “ugh u nerds”*
[points at overly muscular man who towers over me by a foot who kills for a living] my baby
If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.
there are actual tears on my face from laughing holy shit
I love how the creator misspelled apologize.
I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash