Every time I close my eyes
It's like a dark paradise
No seriously, I don’t think you understand my frustration when reading these spoilers. Don’t ever google “*insert show* season (x) spoilers”. Just don’t do it.
”she’s just experimenting” ”it’s a phase” ”she’s confused” ”can I watch?” ”can I join?” ”you’re a lesbian? that’s hot” *continues to hit on you* ”you’re bi? wanna threesome?” ”lesbian sex doesn’t count” ”girls only do it for boys attention” ”she just needs to find the right man” ”I can change your mind” ”if you use dildos that means you really just want dick”
I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.
I almost forgot this actually happened
Idk guys. Has this been done before?